The Story of the Cheapest Ice-Cream Ever

Kitchen Meises with OZ
5 min readJul 16, 2020

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I’m not a big fan of ice-cream actually. As a grown-up I came to realize that it is too cold, too sweet, and too artificially flavored for me. There are phases of course, like that one time when I discovered Ben & Jerry’s pistachio ice-cream, right after i gave birth to my son, or when I found out you can buy Snickers ice-cream bar at the Dollar Store…

The other story is the childhood flavor of nostaligia. Like anything and everything ice-cream wasn’t easy to come by in Soviet Union. There was a solid belief that we had the best ice-cream in the world, along with the best chocolate, and ballet. Maybe ballet, ice-cream and chocolate were ok. Our propaganda posters show a great variety of styles and flavors, but I remember just a few: plombir — a rich vanilla ice-cream in a saggy wafer cup, chocolate glazed ice-cream on a stick called “Eskimo”, which is totally controversial now & here, but not then & there, fruit ice sold in the cardboard saggy cups with a wooden “ice-cream stick” as a spoon, and finally a brick of ice-cream, family size, to be shared at home with a family.

The ice-cream we only saw on the pictures

I rarely got to eat ice-cream outside, because Jewish parents & grandparents, which translates into flies! Germs! Dysentery! Apocalypses! My granparents would take out the brick from the freezer after a lunch of soup, main dish, and compot and ritualistically divide it between the three of us. Obviously a little melted was preferred because of the strep throat danger looming. Sometimes we all got a cup of vanilla. And soooometimes I’d get a wooden stick to indulge in my all the time favorite fruit ice. The proper name of the dessert was “fruit-berry ice-cream”, you can see it on the picture in a paper cup with a little lid on top. As far as I understand they were making it from the leftovers of the juice & jam industry. Whatever was squeezed, and boiled over, was then sifted, and mixed with sugar syrup, and frozen, Delish! To this dat, I’ll prefer the shaved ice, or frozen water-sugar-artificial coloring popsicle to the most decadent gelato.

We also had ice-cream parlors, in which you could get the very same vanilla ice-cream in a chilly metal bowl with different toppings: cookie crumbs, syrup or jam, nuts, or shaved chocolate. I had to replicate with my very own handmade ice-cream in a bowl found on eBay, almost authentic. Almost.

This is not the right bowl, but the toppings are on point!

For years I’ve been toying with the idea of getting an ice-cream maker, simply because I like kitchen toys. I relize that buying a pint is always going to be cheaper and less hassle, but where is the fun in that? So during these long moths of isolation I finally budged and got an ice-cream maker. First recipes I made? Plombir, it turned out so-so, and “Fruitberry” which was precicely how I rembered it. Even my picky kids approved.

The next adventure was dulce de leche ice-cream. Which is even easier to make. We are blessed to be in Latin-American hub, and there is no shortage of ready-made dulce, but you can use home-made caramel as well. You can make both desserts without an ice-cream maker, and they will still be tasty, the machine simply makes the process easier. For this heat wave, and for the next, two ice-cream recipes.

Affogate with home-made vanilla

FruitBerry Ice

Z Magic Ingredients

  • About 1/2 cup fruit purée, I used a 12 oz bag of frozen mixed berries, plus some fresh raspberries. Can use any frozen or fresh fruit
  • 1 4oz cup unsweetened apple sauce (113g)
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 3 tbl spoons cornstarch
  • 2 1/4 cups water

Z Method

  • Defrost frozen fruit/berries
  • Make syrup base: mix sugar & water (leave out 1/2 cup for dissolving cornstarch.)
  • Bring to boil.
  • Dissolve cornstarch in remaining 1/2 cup water and add to the boiling syrup.
  • Wait till it thickens, it will happen quickly, take off the stove, cool down, cover with lid, or wrap, and refrigerate.
  • Make the fruit base: blend defrosted or fresh fruit & berries. Sieve them through metal mesh, or fine colander. No seeds should remain, unless you like them in your ice-cream. You’ll end up with much less puree than original fruit.
  • Once the syrup is thoroughly chilled (that’s the most annoying part), mix it with the fruit/berry purée.
  • Mix in a cup of apple sauce.
  • If using ice-cream maker pour the mixture into the machine and freeze 15–20 minutes according to instructions.
  • If freezing without churning, you’ll have to do it manually. Put in freezer, and rake out every 30 minutes or so to mix and break the ice-particles.
  • Ready to eat once frozen!
Vanilla wasn’t that good. I still ate it!

Dulce De Leche Ice-Cream

Z Magic Ingridients

  • 1 can of ready Dulce De Leche (13.4oz / 380g). There are recipes of making your own from condensed milk, it’s pretty easy, just remember to chill it
  • 1 pint (473mL) whipping cream. I find heavy cream to be too rich for me, so I use regular, experiment with what you like more
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract/sugar/whatever vanilla you have on hand, it’s optional anyway

Z Method

  • Reserve 1/2 cup cream, whip the rest with vanilla with a mixer till soft peaks.
  • I found it to bee too sweet for me, so I’ll use 1/2 can dulce the next time, but use 2/3 can of dulce de leche with remaining cream. Reserve some dulce for swirling.
  • Mixed in dulce is easier to incorporate into whipped cream. Combine dulce de leche & cream carefully.
  • If using ice-cream maker, put into the machine, and mix accroding to the instruction for 15–20 minutes. In the last 2–3 minutes add reserved dulce for nice swirls.
  • If not using ice-cream maker, add reserved dulce, make a few rounds with the mixer to get the swirls in, refrigerate.
  • Ready to be devoured, when frozen.
It looks & tastes equally incredible

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Kitchen Meises with OZ
Kitchen Meises with OZ

Written by Kitchen Meises with OZ

Olga Zelzburg affectionately known as “OZ” is an educator, a foodie, and a storyteller. This blog is a collection of her food-related stories.

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